#6. Protein

It's a drink! It's a meal! It's more protein than your body could possibly process in a weeks time!

This is the post workout meal of choice for our non-anabolic steroid using frat boy lifters. You can spot these gigantic containers on top of refrigerators, desk shelves or in gym bags all across campus.

#5. Wife Beaters

Because what's the point of sticking needles in your ass if you can't show off the end results?

# 4. Day Glow

Here's the recipe:

Start with 3 hours of Dirty beats.
Add 10,000 gallons of neon paint.
Throw in some scantly clad females wearing white and there you have it.

A frat boys wet dream.

#3. House Music

Nothing gets the endorphins running for a frat boy quite like a 2+ hour set from a popular house DJ like Tiesto, Laid Back Luke, Armin Van Buuren etc. House music is also their preferred music of choice when driving, lifting, eating and breathing. House music isn't a way of life for frat boys. It is life.

Now I don't necessarily know the difference between house music and "dirty filthy" house music, but I'm sure a frat bro would gladly care to explain.

#2. Blowouts (Any Haircut That Requires Accesive Hair Product Usage")

Nothing screams inferiority complex more then a guy who spends the better part of an hour doing their hair. Be it in the form of a blowout, tape up, low-fade, faux hawk etc. If the amount of hair gel in your palm is enough to drown a small child, you're doing too much.

#1. Ed Hardy

Be it in the form of rhinestone/holographic tee shirts, obnoxious skeleton clad jeans, sneakers, dog tags, trucker hats and even most recently wine, frat boys just can't seem to get enough of Ed Hardy.

Ed Hardy's slogan is "Love Kills Slowly", which is ironic because ever since I've started seeing these meat heads all dolled up in their ridiculous attire of t-shirts that feature hearts that are getting fucked by swords and gang-raped by skulls surrounded by meaningless words/phrases, it feels as though a part of our countries soul has been killed slowly as well.