#6. Protein

It's a drink! It's a meal! It's more protein than your body could possibly process in a weeks time!

This is the post workout meal of choice for our non-anabolic steroid using frat boy lifters. You can spot these gigantic containers on top of refrigerators, desk shelves or in gym bags all across campus.

#5. Wife Beaters

Because what's the point of sticking needles in your ass if you can't show off the end results?

# 4. Day Glow

Here's the recipe:

Start with 3 hours of Dirty beats.
Add 10,000 gallons of neon paint.
Throw in some scantly clad females wearing white and there you have it.

A frat boys wet dream.